<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Michael Showalter &#187; Observances</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.michaelshowalter.net/category/observances/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net</link>
	<description>Thoughts &#38; Observations</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 18:46:26 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>New Yorkies: come to my 2/24 book release!</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/02/07/new-yorkies-come-to-my-224-book-release/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/02/07/new-yorkies-come-to-my-224-book-release/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 23:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=2012</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[MR. FUNNY PANTS hits the shelves THURSDAY FEBRUARY 24 &#160; And Union Squares Barnes &#38; Noble is hosting myself and NEKO CASE in &#8220;discussion and performance,&#8221; as they say. Come one, come all*! (*Preferably all)]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/02/07/new-yorkies-come-to-my-224-book-release/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>this morning on the subway</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/26/this-morning-on-the-subway/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/26/this-morning-on-the-subway/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 15:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=2008</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/26/this-morning-on-the-subway/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>A Lonely Cheeto Rides The Subway</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/24/a-lonely-cheeto-rides-the-subway/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/24/a-lonely-cheeto-rides-the-subway/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 03:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=2003</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/24/a-lonely-cheeto-rides-the-subway/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>lost in thought</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/23/lost-in-thought-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/23/lost-in-thought-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 17:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1973</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/23/lost-in-thought-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>cat yoga</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/20/cat-yoga/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/20/cat-yoga/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 18:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1968</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/20/cat-yoga/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Doodle Monday: Man Smoking Pipe</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/10/doodle-monday-man-smoking-pipe/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/10/doodle-monday-man-smoking-pipe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 19:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1957</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/10/doodle-monday-man-smoking-pipe/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The 5 Best Sandwiches in America &#8212; by me, Michael Showalter</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/07/the-5-best-sandwiches-in-america-by-me-michael-showalter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/07/the-5-best-sandwiches-in-america-by-me-michael-showalter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 16:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1952</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I ate my way through these United States, and lived to write in PaperMag about it!]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/07/the-5-best-sandwiches-in-america-by-me-michael-showalter/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Brooklyn Vegan covers MR. FUNNY PANTS book tour!</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/05/brooklyn-vegan-covers-mr-funny-pants-book-tour/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/05/brooklyn-vegan-covers-mr-funny-pants-book-tour/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 15:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1949</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Click here!]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/05/brooklyn-vegan-covers-mr-funny-pants-book-tour/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Christmas Tree &#8211; by John Roberts</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/03/the-christmas-tree-by-john-roberts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/03/the-christmas-tree-by-john-roberts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 23:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1941</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A tribute to the tree you just abandoned at the trash heap.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2011/01/03/the-christmas-tree-by-john-roberts/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>THE MR. FUNNY PANTS TOUR, By Michael Showalter</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/12/09/the-mr-funny-pants-tour-by-michael-showalter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/12/09/the-mr-funny-pants-tour-by-michael-showalter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 19:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1931</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[New York, Philly, Boston, Seattle, Portland, Denver and everywhere in between. Come visit me for an evening of storytelling; joke telling; and of course, graphic sexual imagery. Catch me this February and March in a city near you as I promote my brand new book (that I wrote!), MR. FUNNY PANTS! New York! Philly! DC! [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/12/09/the-mr-funny-pants-tour-by-michael-showalter/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>LeBron Returns!</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/12/02/lebron/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/12/02/lebron/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1870</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cleveland&#8217;s real riled up about the Cavs-Heat match-up tonight. REAL riled up. Apparently the city&#8217;s still miffed that LeBron ditched Ohio for palm trees and sunny weather, and, oh yeah, lots and lots of moneys and gold and shiny objects. The pithy t-shirt industry is going CRAZY! &#8220;Queen James,&#8221; &#8220;LeQuitter,&#8221; &#8220;Cleveland Never Quits.&#8221; These are [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/12/02/lebron/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Chanukah!</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/12/01/chanukah/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/12/01/chanukah/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 23:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1857</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the first night of Chanukah! Chanukah is my favorite holiday I never celebrate. Part of my negligence is that I&#8217;m only 1/2-Jew, therefore I only care about 50% &#8212; enough to make me go, &#8220;Ooh, Chanukah,&#8221; but not enough to will the double bacon cheeseburger away from my face. Luckily, the 1/2 of me [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/12/01/chanukah/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>GIANT HOOTERS GIRLS RIDE THE BUS</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/18/giant-hooters-girls-ride-the-bus/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/18/giant-hooters-girls-ride-the-bus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 18:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1805</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[scroll down&#8230; scroll down&#8230; scroll down&#8230; scroll down&#8230; scroll down&#8230; HERE: their heads are GIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/18/giant-hooters-girls-ride-the-bus/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>If you were wondering what kind of professor I am&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/17/if-you-were-wondering-what-kind-of-professor-i-am/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/17/if-you-were-wondering-what-kind-of-professor-i-am/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 19:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1785</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;not at all this type of professor. (via thoughtcatalog)]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/17/if-you-were-wondering-what-kind-of-professor-i-am/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Just, Gold and Silver</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/10/just-gold-and-silver/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/10/just-gold-and-silver/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 15:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1774</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was looking over a list of state mottos the other day, and I came across one that struck me as kind of odd. It was Montana&#8217;s motto: Gold and silver. Just, &#8220;Gold and silver.&#8221; Not, &#8220;We have gold and silver.&#8221; Or, &#8220;Come to Montana for gold and silver.&#8221; Or even, &#8220;Montana: beautiful as gold [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/10/just-gold-and-silver/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>was going to buy this poncho until i saw the packaging and then thought to myself, &#8220;Nah. I&#8217;ll just get rained on.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/09/was-going-to-buy-this-poncho-until-i-saw-the-packaging-and-then-thought-to-myself-nah-ill-just-get-rained-on/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/09/was-going-to-buy-this-poncho-until-i-saw-the-packaging-and-then-thought-to-myself-nah-ill-just-get-rained-on/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 20:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1768</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/09/was-going-to-buy-this-poncho-until-i-saw-the-packaging-and-then-thought-to-myself-nah-ill-just-get-rained-on/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Why Teachers Drink, Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/08/why-teachers-drink-part-1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/08/why-teachers-drink-part-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 03:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1762</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/08/why-teachers-drink-part-1/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>cool stuff on the web</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/05/cool-stuff-on-the-web/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/05/cool-stuff-on-the-web/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 19:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1732</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The internet is the most wonderful place in the world! That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s called the Wonderful World Web. Here&#8217;s some cool stuff from some cool sites that I think are pretty cool. Toothbrush Manufacture Secrets REVEALED (via the daily what) Cool Tunes: Pogo&#8217;s Snow White Remix (via nextmovie) LEGO Does Movies (via gawker) Ricky Gervais [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/05/cool-stuff-on-the-web/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>whirling dervish</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/04/whirling-dervish/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/04/whirling-dervish/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 13:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1727</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/04/whirling-dervish/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>syrup flavored pancake balls stuffed with sausage. at last!</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/03/syrup-flavored-pancake-balls-stuffed-with-sausage-at-last/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/03/syrup-flavored-pancake-balls-stuffed-with-sausage-at-last/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 15:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1717</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know what I think when I wake up? &#8220;I&#8217;m hungry for pancakes with syrup and a side of sausage but I&#8217;m too lazy to make it myself, I wish someone would invent a syrup flavored pancake ball with a chunk of sausage stuffed into it.&#8221; Enter: Dunkin&#8217; Donuts. SAUSAGE PANCAKE BITES &#8220;3 pop-able mini [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/11/03/syrup-flavored-pancake-balls-stuffed-with-sausage-at-last/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>pumpkin beef &#8211; finally</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/27/pumpkin-beef-finally/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/27/pumpkin-beef-finally/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 17:58:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1665</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hmm, yum. Pumpkin beef soup! My favorite. Well, okay&#8230;my fifth favorite after mango turkey, grapes steak, peach liver and melon ribs.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/27/pumpkin-beef-finally/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>and then he slipped on a banana peel and died. the end.</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/26/and-then-he-slipped-on-a-banana-peel-and-died-the-end/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/26/and-then-he-slipped-on-a-banana-peel-and-died-the-end/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 13:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Articles & Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor Hotel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1639</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There’s a movie out in theaters now called, “Conviction.” It tells the true story of Betty Anne Waters (played in the film by Hillary Swank) a working mother who spent over a decade educating herself so that she could become a lawyer just to prove her brother was not guilty of a murder that sent [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/26/and-then-he-slipped-on-a-banana-peel-and-died-the-end/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>excuse me waiter, my soup tastes like penis.</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/22/excuse-me-waiter-my-soup-tastes-like-dick/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/22/excuse-me-waiter-my-soup-tastes-like-dick/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 13:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1623</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/22/excuse-me-waiter-my-soup-tastes-like-dick/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>i am amazing please watch me</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/21/i-am-amazing-please-watch-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/21/i-am-amazing-please-watch-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 15:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1617</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/21/i-am-amazing-please-watch-me/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>halloween costumes i&#8217;d like to see and not see this halloween</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/21/halloween-costumes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/21/halloween-costumes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 14:29:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor Hotel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1581</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Costumes I&#8217;d Like to See on Halloween WOLF BLITZER Classic. Can&#8217;t find salt-and-pepper whiskers or moth-ball odorous suit? I&#8217;ll also accept wolves Teen, Big Bad, and Steppen. COMPETITIVE OYSTER EATER Oysters are aphrodisiacs. PASTRAMI ON RYE Not because it&#8217;s a good costume. I just like pastrami on rye. Costumes I&#8217;d Like to Not See on [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/21/halloween-costumes/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>top five best videos ever of a cat in a banana split costume eating a banana</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/19/top-five-best-videos-ever-of-a-cat-in-a-banana-split-costume-eating-a-banana/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/19/top-five-best-videos-ever-of-a-cat-in-a-banana-split-costume-eating-a-banana/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1565</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(courtesey gawker.tv)]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/19/top-five-best-videos-ever-of-a-cat-in-a-banana-split-costume-eating-a-banana/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>movie magic on the streets of new york!</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/19/movie-magic-on-the-streets-of-new-york/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/19/movie-magic-on-the-streets-of-new-york/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 16:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1556</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Get your cameras ready! This is &#8220;the place they shot that really sad scene in that movie about motherhood where the mother and daughter break down and cry.&#8221;]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/19/movie-magic-on-the-streets-of-new-york/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Doodle Monday October 18th</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/18/doodle-monday-october-18th/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/18/doodle-monday-october-18th/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 21:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1542</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/18/doodle-monday-october-18th/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>outer space is cool</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/17/outer-space-is-cool/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/17/outer-space-is-cool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 19:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1538</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Homemade Spacecraft from Luke Geissbuhler on Vimeo.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/17/outer-space-is-cool/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>cool/not cool</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/17/coolnot-cool/</link>
		<comments>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/17/coolnot-cool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 18:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Observances]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=1521</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bow tie pasta Bow tie]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2010/10/17/coolnot-cool/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

