Cleveland’s real riled up about the Cavs-Heat match-up tonight. REAL riled up. Apparently the city’s still miffed that LeBron ditched Ohio for palm trees and sunny weather, and, oh yeah, lots and lots of moneys and gold and shiny objects.
The pithy t-shirt industry is going CRAZY! “Queen James,” “LeQuitter,” “Cleveland Never Quits.” These are all fine. But I think I can do better.
PITHY LEBRON SHIRTS, by Michael Showalter
If only ALL million-dollar ideas were this easy!
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While watching the game I thought of one that said “You’re gone now, and that totally sucks. But I’ll remember the good times you brought to Cleveland until I die or dementia sets in. (I really hope that never happens; both of my grandpas have suffered from it and it was just so hard to watch. My family line is a real genetic cesspool, and that scares me a lot.)”
haha, great. i love the first one.
“I bought this shirt because I hate Lebron James, specifically, the one playing in the NBA”
“thanks for giving me a non-racist excuse for hating you lebron”
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