Chanukah!

It’s the first night of Chanukah!

Chanukah is my favorite holiday I never celebrate. Part of my negligence is that I’m only 1/2-Jew, therefore I only care about 50% — enough to make me go, “Ooh, Chanukah,” but not enough to will the double bacon cheeseburger away from my face.

Luckily, the 1/2 of me that does my taxes on time is in a festive mood today. Today, I wish my fellow half-Heebs a Happy 1/2-Chanukah.

Light the menorah, Sean Penn!

Spin that dreidel, Lisa Bonet!

It’s the festival of lights, Oliver Stone!

I believe in miracles, too, Paula Abdul!

That’s a whole lotta latkes, Geraldo Rivera!

All living proof that the Jews don’t control Hollywood. (Only 1/2 of it.)

5 comments

  1. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Michael Showalter, Roz B., Sasha, Laffster, Annie Caldwell and others. Annie Caldwell said: RT @mshowalter: It's Chanukah! http://tinyurl.com/2d7v9xl [...]

  2. Chewbacca?

  3. Chaka Khan?

  4. Happy 1/2 Chanukah to the 1/2 of you that’s going to hell! (JOOOKKIIINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!)

  5. Happy Chanukah from Tel Aviv, Israel!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>