Costumes I’d Like to See on Halloween
Classic. Can’t find salt-and-pepper whiskers or moth-ball odorous suit? I’ll also accept wolves Teen, Big Bad, and Steppen.
COMPETITIVE OYSTER EATER
Oysters are aphrodisiacs.
PASTRAMI ON RYE
Not because it’s a good costume. I just like pastrami on rye.
Costumes I’d Like to Not See on Halloween
I don’t care that oysters are aphrodisiacs. I don’t care!
No. No! No one wants to see a saucy infant. No one! Save it for TLC’s “Toddlers and Tiaras” (and then definitely DVR that trainwreck).
SLUTTY PASTRAMI ON RYE
Actually, that could be quite interesting.
Costumes I’d Like to Nazi* on Halloween
*where Nazi is the verb meaning “to exert brute force and authoritarian dictatorship on, particularly in a racist capacity”