Costumes I’d Like to See on Halloween
WOLF BLITZER
Classic. Can’t find salt-and-pepper whiskers or moth-ball odorous suit? I’ll also accept wolves Teen, Big Bad, and Steppen.
COMPETITIVE OYSTER EATER
Oysters are aphrodisiacs.
PASTRAMI ON RYE
Not because it’s a good costume. I just like pastrami on rye.
Costumes I’d Like to Not See on Halloween
I don’t care that oysters are aphrodisiacs. I don’t care!
SLUTTY BABY
No. No! No one wants to see a saucy infant. No one! Save it for TLC’s “Toddlers and Tiaras” (and then definitely DVR that trainwreck).
[NO IMAGE!]
SLUTTY PASTRAMI ON RYE
Actually, that could be quite interesting.
Costumes I’d Like to Nazi* on Halloween
*where Nazi is the verb meaning “to exert brute force and authoritarian dictatorship on, particularly in a racist capacity”
SS OFFICER
Self-explanatory.
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I remember when I was 6 or 7 and my mom would dress me up like a slutty competitive oyster eater, and bring me house to house trick-or-treating and showing off my costume! Childhood halloween was so much fun!
What about a slutty Wolf Blitzer?! I now know what I’m dressing up for this Halloween…
Thanks for my next halloween costume idea – the Steppenwolf!
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