Rub a donut on your face? I’m with smart on this one.


  1. Hello there sir. In case you were wondering who was yelling at you last night, it was me. I too live in Brooklyn Heights, and have seen you a few times, but last night I was just intoxicated enough to say something. You’ll have to forgive me, it was my 25th birthday.

    Happy weekend,

  2. Hey, I also yelled your name the other night, if you know what I mean, in a completely different set of circumstances that are also irrelevant to this photo. You’ll have to forgive me, I’m just trying to brag to everyone that may see this.

    Happy pants,

  3. how perplexing. Diesel’s doin’ donuts now? denim-flavored, I guess?

  4. Hi there. I didn’t yell your name any night, but I saw other people writing and I just wanted to be one of the cool kids. Brandon’s post made me smile. Maybe just to fit in I actually will yell your name on my 25th birthday in a few days. Results to follow.

    Happy super early New Year’s,

  5. This ad confuses me.

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