Comments on: Hello, I’m Back http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/ Thoughts & Observations Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:32:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: chas http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/comment-page-1/#comment-3141 chas Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:36:41 +0000 http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=607#comment-3141 so, look michael... blair is single. i'm going to be awfully upset if you don't give her a shot. what's it gonna hurt? she's got the market cornered on cute AND funny. i'm doing you a major league favor. so, do it. DO IT OLD MAID! -chas so, look michael…

blair is single. i’m going to be awfully upset if you don’t give her a shot. what’s it gonna hurt? she’s got the market cornered on cute AND funny. i’m doing you a major league favor. so, do it. DO IT OLD MAID!

-chas

]]> By: Jessica http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/comment-page-1/#comment-3055 Jessica Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:39:32 +0000 http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=607#comment-3055 I'm SOOOOOOOOOO happy you are back! I’m SOOOOOOOOOO happy you are back!

]]> By: Jaime http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/comment-page-1/#comment-3052 Jaime Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:11:03 +0000 http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=607#comment-3052 Yaaay! I am ecstatic with joy. And, hey wait! I recognize some cool broads in here too :) Wow. I think I am feeling that bliss stuff all those bald dudes in orange robes keep quacking on about. My life (sadly) just got twice as awesome. Yaaaay!! p.s. Your mention of Sia at your Austin show in February totally got me hooked on her. Thank you! Yaaay, I am so happy! (Is that sad? It's sad, right? Oh well. I'm happy. Don't care if it's sad.) Yaaay! I am ecstatic with joy. And, hey wait! I recognize some cool broads in here too :) Wow. I think I am feeling that bliss stuff all those bald dudes in orange robes keep quacking on about.

My life (sadly) just got twice as awesome. Yaaaay!!

p.s. Your mention of Sia at your Austin show in February totally got me hooked on her. Thank you! Yaaay, I am so happy! (Is that sad? It’s sad, right? Oh well. I’m happy. Don’t care if it’s sad.)

]]> By: Frodo's Lair http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/comment-page-1/#comment-3026 Frodo's Lair Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:02:46 +0000 http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=607#comment-3026 This whole time I was fearing for your health and well being. I'm so glad you have returned! Welcome back to the fray, please stay and never go away! (Hey, that rhymes!) This whole time I was fearing for your health and well being. I’m so glad you have returned! Welcome back to the fray, please stay and never go away! (Hey, that rhymes!)

]]> By: chas http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/comment-page-1/#comment-3024 chas Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:47:50 +0000 http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=607#comment-3024 Dear Mr. Showalter, My name is Chas and I've been earnestly pursuing a relationship with a wonderfully hot woman named Blair. Recently, however, her feelings for you have come to light despite her attempts to remain blase when we watch Stella. The following is a recent correspondance. Because I am awesome (and don't stand the slightest chance against you) you should look her up... Subj: i knew it was just a matter of time... Between Blair and You Chas Today at 10:28am before you realized you loved another. i have no other option but to start my own blog and share my own satirical webicisms. oh, the heartbreak. your speedbump, chas Blair Today at 12:39pm Seriously, though. Aren't YOU a little in love with him too? He's hilarious, and did you read his top 41 songs on the tour page? You and he would be very good friends, right? Love! Blair Chas Today at 1:38pm i like him fine i guess.... i mean, it's just that i get the feeling that i think i would get if i ever met an ex's boyfriend who was smarter, cooler, funnier, or more attractive than i. it hasn't happened yet, but i think that this is exactly what it would feel like. i don't want to like him out of sheer jealousy and under any other circumstances we'd be fast friends, but it puts me in an awkward position. how do i love you, knowing that you love someone so much awesomer than myself? damn it. this isn't going to work out is it? i mean, there's just no way that you and i could ever have a meaningful, lasting relationship when we both know that this guy is out there, kicking my ass in every cool ass category...and doing so when he doesn't even know we're competing for your heart? i'm never using the interweb again. why, o lord, did you ever let al gore invent the interweb?!?! i'm going to be the better man, blair. i have to be. there's no other option. i'm setting you free because i love you and you deserve better. you deserve michael showalter. i'm emailing the aforementioned funnyman as you read this to let him know he's won your heart. it's humiliating but it's the right thing to do. you can still come to dinner if you want. i just hope i can hold myself together. love always, chas Blair Today at 3:49pm Could you please email him? I really need an in! This would be a perfect way to get a conversation started with him AND I wouldn't seem desperate. Thanks for understanding. :) Blair Dear Mr. Showalter,

My name is Chas and I’ve been earnestly pursuing a relationship with a wonderfully hot woman named Blair. Recently, however, her feelings for you have come to light despite her attempts to remain blase when we watch Stella. The following is a recent correspondance. Because I am awesome (and don’t stand the slightest chance against you) you should look her up…

Subj: i knew it was just a matter of time…
Between Blair and You

Chas

Today at 10:28am
before you realized you loved another. i have no other option but to start my own blog and share my own satirical webicisms.

oh, the heartbreak.

your speedbump,
chas

Blair
Today at 12:39pm

Seriously, though. Aren’t YOU a little in love with him too? He’s hilarious, and did you read his top 41 songs on the tour page? You and he would be very good friends, right?

Love!
Blair

Chas
Today at 1:38pm
i like him fine i guess….

i mean, it’s just that i get the feeling that i think i would get if i ever met an ex’s boyfriend who was smarter, cooler, funnier, or more attractive than i.

it hasn’t happened yet, but i think that this is exactly what it would feel like. i don’t want to like him out of sheer jealousy and under any other circumstances we’d be fast friends, but it puts me in an awkward position. how do i love you, knowing that you love someone so much awesomer than myself? damn it.

this isn’t going to work out is it? i mean, there’s just no way that you and i could ever have a meaningful, lasting relationship when we both know that this guy is out there, kicking my ass in every cool ass category…and doing so when he doesn’t even know we’re competing for your heart? i’m never using the interweb again. why, o lord, did you ever let al gore invent the interweb?!?!

i’m going to be the better man, blair. i have to be. there’s no other option. i’m setting you free because i love you and you deserve better. you deserve michael showalter. i’m emailing the aforementioned funnyman as you read this to let him know he’s won your heart. it’s humiliating but it’s the right thing to do.

you can still come to dinner if you want. i just hope i can hold myself together.

love always,
chas

Blair
Today at 3:49pm

Could you please email him? I really need an in! This would be a perfect way to get a conversation started with him AND I wouldn’t seem desperate.

Thanks for understanding. :)

Blair

]]> By: Therese http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/comment-page-1/#comment-3020 Therese Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:20:34 +0000 http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=607#comment-3020 I literally thought you were dead. Welcome back, old bean! I literally thought you were dead.

Welcome back, old bean!

]]> By: Courtney http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/comment-page-1/#comment-3018 Courtney Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:24:47 +0000 http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=607#comment-3018 I trust none of this. Fixed? Just what some creature pretending to be Michael *would* say. You're going to pull of your skin and you're actually one of the aliens from V. I'm calling it now. I trust none of this. Fixed? Just what some creature pretending to be Michael *would* say. You’re going to pull of your skin and you’re actually one of the aliens from V. I’m calling it now.

]]> By: Camille http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/comment-page-1/#comment-3014 Camille Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:05:59 +0000 http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=607#comment-3014 I'm sorry,but do I know you? I’m sorry,but do I know you?

]]> By: Reen http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/comment-page-1/#comment-3008 Reen Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:14:22 +0000 http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=607#comment-3008 OMG it's YOU! Welcome back. All is forgiven. Now. Feed us. OMG it’s YOU! Welcome back. All is forgiven.

Now. Feed us.

]]> By: Airika (solidgold!) http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/comment-page-1/#comment-3007 Airika (solidgold!) Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:27:17 +0000 http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=607#comment-3007 showalter! where have you been all my life & why dont you come to jacksonville, fl for some stand up good times? All we have is that dinosaur jerry seinfeld coming to town in October. i miss me some stella, one season is woefully insufficient.Also, please bring grizzly bear to play "easier" for me. showalter! where have you been all my life & why dont you come to jacksonville, fl for some stand up good times? All we have is that dinosaur jerry seinfeld coming to town in October. i miss me some stella, one season is woefully insufficient.Also, please bring grizzly bear to play “easier” for me.

]]> By: Lo http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/comment-page-1/#comment-3004 Lo Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:08:11 +0000 http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=607#comment-3004 Michael! Welcome back! Sincerely! Michael! Welcome back! Sincerely!

]]> By: heavyness http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2008/09/16/hello-im-back/comment-page-1/#comment-3003 heavyness Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:09:01 +0000 http://www.michaelshowalter.net/?p=607#comment-3003 and i thought you were kidnapped by the Russians or something. glad you fixed whatever you fixed. and i thought you were kidnapped by the Russians or something. glad you fixed whatever you fixed.

]]>