Comments on: Me If I Eat Too Many Sandwiches (Self Portrait)

By: Therese

Therese — Mon, 14 May 2007 17:31:33 +0000

That looks like constipation waiting to, um, un-happen.

Felicia — Mon, 14 May 2007 01:05:41 +0000

you sure can stuff those ol’ po’boys down, cant you micheal.

God — Sun, 13 May 2007 04:24:33 +0000

Why would the sandwich move your nose off-center?

Mechele — Sat, 12 May 2007 22:53:24 +0000

Well its about time you updated! sheesh! Were you eating hoagies?

Damper Dan — Sat, 12 May 2007 21:29:51 +0000

I like graph paper on my sandwiches as a fiber supplement, and it helps me triangulate my next bite.

Santana — Sat, 12 May 2007 05:03:22 +0000

I hope that’s coffee.

Warren — Sat, 12 May 2007 04:56:10 +0000

I wish that when you ate too many sandwiches, you turned into a radical surf-dog with sunglasses, circa 1993.

Molly — Sat, 12 May 2007 02:59:49 +0000

Were you doing calculus while eating the aforementioned sandwiches?

eTap — Sat, 12 May 2007 02:06:56 +0000

I thought I loved you with zero sandwiches, but with too many sandwiches you are irresistable. By the way I am a huge fan of sandwiches.

Melissa — Sat, 12 May 2007 00:46:49 +0000

Are you saying you get fat, or that you spill coffee on yourself?

Maya — Sat, 12 May 2007 00:41:36 +0000

At least you don’t call them sammies like Rachel Ray. She’s annoying.

Tim — Sat, 12 May 2007 00:34:51 +0000

at least you can bench press the sandwiches…

Gabrielle — Sat, 12 May 2007 00:28:53 +0000

You look real angry or concerned with this. Haha! Were they Panera sandwiches? Because those will make you fat.