Comments on: My First Girlfriend http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/ Thoughts & Observations Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:32:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Lombardi http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-5808 Lombardi Sat, 16 Apr 2011 04:41:38 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-5808 Ha. I'm dating my first girlfriend now. She's a depressed emo. Not an awkward relationship at all (sarcasm). I'm 12. Just said so you can eventually find me and stalk me. 6th Grade. Ha. I’m dating my first girlfriend now. She’s a depressed emo. Not an awkward relationship at all (sarcasm). I’m 12. Just said so you can eventually find me and stalk me. 6th Grade.

]]> By: Demosthenes http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-953 Demosthenes Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:13:21 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-953 Interesting... Interesting…

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]]> By: Tiekarcarma http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-947 Tiekarcarma Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:36:30 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-947 Very useful and informative blog. Recommended for all to see. http://medsdrugs.blogspot.com/ Very useful and informative blog. Recommended for all to see.
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]]> By: Silvanos http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-944 Silvanos Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:06:01 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-944 Cool. Cool.

]]> By: Ac http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-943 Ac Sat, 17 Mar 2007 03:47:54 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-943 Oh my god. what did u do to Alice. bulshit Oh my god. what did u do to Alice. bulshit

]]> By: Joe http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-942 Joe Wed, 14 Mar 2007 23:30:50 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-942 Nice S.E. Hinton reference Nice S.E. Hinton reference

]]> By: Danielle http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-941 Danielle Mon, 01 Jan 2007 23:05:59 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-941 I remember Edward Norton likes Grateful Dead. I never liked Turnips. I remember Edward Norton likes Grateful Dead.
I never liked Turnips.

]]> By: ian http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-940 ian Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:50:42 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-940 i know right? i know right?

]]> By: mannytrio http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-936 mannytrio Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:21:19 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-936 per your myspace post, the internets have this on the youtubes. Fear of Writing with Jacques Derrida. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoKnzsiR6Ss per your myspace post, the internets have this on the youtubes.
Fear of Writing with Jacques Derrida.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoKnzsiR6Ss

]]> By: Lisa Zachary http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-939 Lisa Zachary Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:31:25 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-939 moved it on myspace, loved it here. moved it on myspace, loved it here.

]]> By: melissa http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-938 melissa Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:06:09 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-938 i remember in the fourth grade, i 'broke up' with my boyfriend on april fools day. only it was supposed to be a joke, but he ended up crying on the play field during recess. whoops? anyway, at least you got out of that relationship early on, since she stopped growing and all. i remember in the fourth grade, i ‘broke up’ with my boyfriend on april fools day. only it was supposed to be a joke, but he ended up crying on the play field during recess. whoops?

anyway, at least you got out of that relationship early on, since she stopped growing and all.

]]> By: Pisspants http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-937 Pisspants Sun, 10 Dec 2006 21:37:59 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-937 I am 21 minutes into this latest time out interview and I have such a case of the uncomfies. I am squirming in my chair about Alison's weird bullshit. I am 21 minutes into this latest time out interview and I have such a case of the uncomfies. I am squirming in my chair about Alison’s weird bullshit.

]]> By: wendy http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-926 wendy Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:25:09 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-926 Dear, I would like to drop a bit of grammar on dat azz. No apostrophes are needed in the following sentence, as 'teacher' is merely pluralized. "In fact, most of my teacher’s disliked me intensely." Omit the apostrophe and you have got a winner. Apostrophes are needed as a sense of possession or contraction. Rad. Dear, I would like to drop a bit of grammar on dat azz.

No apostrophes are needed in the following sentence, as ‘teacher’ is merely pluralized.
“In fact, most of my teacher’s disliked me intensely.”

Omit the apostrophe and you have got a winner.
Apostrophes are needed as a sense of possession or contraction.
Rad.

]]> By: Andy http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-923 Andy Thu, 07 Dec 2006 22:54:21 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-923 unrelated to your blog, looking forward to seeing you fellas tonight at Neumos. unrelated to your blog, looking forward to seeing you fellas tonight at Neumos.

]]> By: Santana http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-935 Santana Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:38:12 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-935 Robert, good point. Robert, good point.

]]> By: Robert http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-934 Robert Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:01:09 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-934 Santana, who says you can't? Santana, who says you can’t?

]]> By: Santana http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-925 Santana Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:10:37 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-925 Why can't adults break up that way? Why can’t adults break up that way?

]]> By: amandapants http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-933 amandapants Sun, 03 Dec 2006 20:08:26 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-933 I feel like such a jerk. Such a Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Castigatedly, Amandaimpantsanator P.S. You know why I did it. I feel like such a jerk. Such a Jerk! Jerk! Jerk!

Castigatedly,

Amandaimpantsanator

P.S. You know why I did it.

]]> By: M http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-932 M Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:15:09 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-932 Ok seriously that was not cool, Amanda Impersonator. I mean first you come in with that "Supermodel Physicist" hyperbole, and then the tongue-in-cheek "lovingly" and then that killer of a P.S. with the vague, accusatory allusion. Sure, it's funny, but is comedy appropriate in light of such intimate, fragile revelations amongst new friends? feelings get hurt that way. Ok seriously that was not cool, Amanda Impersonator.

I mean first you come in with that “Supermodel Physicist” hyperbole, and then the tongue-in-cheek “lovingly” and then that killer of a P.S. with the vague, accusatory allusion.

Sure, it’s funny, but is comedy appropriate in light of such intimate, fragile revelations amongst new friends? feelings get hurt that way.

]]> By: amandapants http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-931 amandapants Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:55:29 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-931 I'll have you know I kept growing. I grew up and moved on. I don't dwell on 6th grade heartbreak. If I did, I wouldn't be the supermodel physicist I am today. Lovingly, Alice. P.S. You know what you did. I’ll have you know I kept growing. I grew up and moved on. I don’t dwell on 6th grade heartbreak. If I did, I wouldn’t be the supermodel physicist I am today.

Lovingly,
Alice.

P.S. You know what you did.

]]> By: M http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-930 M Fri, 01 Dec 2006 23:05:22 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-930 Hey this sounds like my first girlfriend. That was in Freshman year of College though. :( Hey this sounds like my first girlfriend.

That was in Freshman year of College though.

:(

]]> By: Sarah T http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-929 Sarah T Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:16:48 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-929 Hey Showalter, Your characterizations of the 4 elementary schools is stunningly vivid. As a child who wore corduroy, (+ who's mother grew ferns + used a spice rack!), I can attest to the accuracy too. Those JP bastards DID rule the social scene at JW, much to my bemusement. Damned rich kids. There were 4 wings of John Witherspoon school + most JP kids seemed to be in A Wing, the smallest (no 2nd floor) + the coolest wing in the school. I still remember hearing about their parties. I was stuck in B wing + then C wing with you. Nice blog! I'm hooked now! So was Karen actually Caryn? p.s. Shall we start a Flickr page with pics from those days? Eeek! Hey Showalter,

Your characterizations of the 4 elementary schools is stunningly vivid.
As a child who wore corduroy, (+ who’s mother grew ferns + used a spice rack!), I can attest to the accuracy too.
Those JP bastards DID rule the social scene at JW, much to my bemusement.
Damned rich kids.
There were 4 wings of John Witherspoon school + most JP kids seemed to be in A Wing, the smallest (no 2nd floor) + the coolest wing in the school.
I still remember hearing about their parties.
I was stuck in B wing + then C wing with you.
Nice blog!
I’m hooked now!
So was Karen actually Caryn?
p.s.
Shall we start a Flickr page with pics from those days? Eeek!

]]> By: Frodo's Lair http://www.michaelshowalter.net/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/comment-page-1/#comment-924 Frodo's Lair Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:40:02 +0000 http://kudzurebels.com/michaelshowalter/2006/11/29/my-first-girlfriend/#comment-924 I am SO glad you are updating these blogs again, since I can't access Myspace from work (blocked!) and, let's face it, I need some Sho at work. I am SO glad you are updating these blogs again, since I can’t access Myspace from work (blocked!) and, let’s face it, I need some Sho at work.

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