Comments on: I Wish It Were…

By: Chester Bartholemew Klestersville.

Chester Bartholemew Klestersville. — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 13:44:11 +0000

Dear Mikey Sho,

Being a bleeder just means your heart is pumping better than most people’s. I’m in that position too, you know. One time someone kicked me in the thumb and I bled all over the place. I have a scar and everything. How many people have scars on their thumb because someone kicked them there? Huh? That’s right, only the chosen one has such a scar.

Do you have any interesting scars and could you draw a picture of any interesting and unique scars you do have? I also have the phone number for a well known clown carved into my back. That’s a very sad story, though. You might see me on Maury Povich talking about it on the special episode entitled “I was raped by a clown as a birthday present.”

I get the impression that clown rape is actually a cliche these days though, so i’m sorry if anyone reading this is thinking I stole a clown rape joke (I probably did).

The smurf cock is very impressive. Do you post a lot of fan fiction under a pseudonym, because i’m pretty sure i’ve seen a similar picture on http://www.smurffuck.com.

By: Jenn Vix

Jenn Vix — Sun, 16 Jul 2006 17:58:07 +0000

They should do a Smurf porno movie, because Smurfette was the only female smurf. It could be called something like “Smurf Cock Explosion” or “The Smurf 500.” Imagine it, it would be a Smurf gangbang.

:giggle:

By: Mechele

Mechele — Sat, 15 Jul 2006 20:51:57 +0000

Now those, are what I call, “blue balls.”

By: VegetarianCarnivore

VegetarianCarnivore — Sat, 15 Jul 2006 01:46:32 +0000

I learned jabs- but I like the yoga.

Already planning for Halloween? I’m going as a pirate.

By: Jess

Jess — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 18:10:17 +0000

ok so if i am 18 and you are 36 that would mean i’m half your age. is it wrong that you are twice as old as me and i still think your incredibly hott?

By: caroline

caroline — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 02:53:39 +0000

this is a little off topic, but i think you look like this guy. just a little!

By: melinda

melinda — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 23:03:26 +0000

you should try to grow a twirly mustache.

By: Kaet

Kaet — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:46:41 +0000

I don’t know if it’s the drugs Doug, but I’m very amused by your embarrasment to the fact you just realized your age after you pridefully introduced your drawring of a smurfs penis.

Cute.

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 18:35:25 +0000

Hollow weenie, that’s gross.

By: mae west

mae west — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 18:23:58 +0000

Is that a Smurf’s penis in your blog or are you just glad to see me?

By: Apeface

Apeface — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 15:29:27 +0000

Stand up and cheer! Stand up and cheer for the dear old A-ca-de-my! For…to…day we raise the black and blue above the rest! (jab! cross! hook!) Our boys are fighting all the girls and they are bound to win the fray! So (something something something) kay-ah! For this is dear old Academy’s day-ay-ay… hey!!