Why I hate heat.
1. Let’s be more specific. I hate the sun.
Why?
2. It’s hot.
3. It melts shit. (eg; ice cream cones)
4. You can’t look at it. You can look at the moon. The moon is fucking great! I love the moon. The sun is terrible. The sun has no place here.
5. It burns things. (eg; skin)
6. It’s orange. Orange is a stupid color. Cat puke is orange.
7. It’s a star but not a cool star. Stars that are cool are visible at night. Only shitty stars are visible during the day. The sun is a shitty star.
8. It makes people wear visors. Visors are bogus. Visors are bogus but people have to wear them because the sun is so hot and bright.
9. The sun wakes you up in the morning and that sucks because sleeping is great. I love sleeping way more than waking up in the morning. And I blame the sun. Fuck you sun.
10. It’s too hot to touch. The moon you can touch. The moon is cool to the touch. The sun is way too scorching hot to touch.
In closing, “Fuck you the sun.”
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i think that last quote should have been, “fuck you, sun”
the sun gave my aunt cancer and she died and the cancer looked at me and i became a genius
i love the sun
i couldnt have said it better.
Someone should just blow it up.
Bowling ball the sun.
The Sun is a super star!! If not for the Sun, it would be KC and the Moonshine Band…
Yeah, fuck you sun! The sun sucks ass. We could grow food under sun lamps in warehouses. We don’t need no stinkin’ sun to make people all leathery and wrinkled.
Goddamn the sun! Motherfuckin sun!
roflmao fuckin hell youre still making me piss myself laughing. fuuuckkk your i hates are so funny. by the way, im sorry to say this but you suck at taking pictures. theyre all blurry. i think i should get you “photo taking for dummies” for christmas…
No sun and you would die… Noob
Fuck you, sun. You’re a fucking headache!!
I was driving to school this morning and because of the fucking sunray shining in my eyes, I rammed into someone else in front of me! I had sunglasses for fuck sake, they never work!
Death to the sun, hail to the moon!!!!!!
I think I hate the sun for 2 basic reasons. My eyes are sensitive and they feel so much better on overcast days.
I also don’t like to be hot. I live in the south and I equate the sun with heat.
I would love to live in Nome, Alaska during the time of year when it is dark most of the day.
I know we need the sun, but I count it as a blessing from God when I when overcast cool days.
yeah !!!, fuck u sun !!!, let’s go to skandinavia !!!
Haha. Everyone here are vampires! LOL XD
makes my eyes hurt,skin gets extremely itchy.i get depressed.backwards man.sun is not my thing.im hiding in a room with black curtains,curse the sun.
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING SUN FUCK YOUUUUUUUU, YOU ARE THE WORST SHIT!