My New Look

So, usually I have a bit of a scruff cause I’m too lazy to shave everyday but then after a few weeks of not shaving it starts to feel like I”ve got mud mixed with grass smeared on my chin and all I can think about is how badly I wanna shave so last night I was shaving and I came across a new look. Because the thing is that I’ve never had a goatee so I fashioned one and I threw on a little necklace (taken on a loan from roommate Andrea) and I put on my “fancy shirt” and I sort of teased my hair forward and then bam! New summer look for me! What do you think?
summerlook2.jpg
Goatee; Necklace; “Fancy Shirt”; Scumbag Facial Expression=New Look!

40 Comments

  • Kate C!
    Posted June 15, 2006 at 11:45 pm

    You look like a manager at Applebees. LOVES IT.

  • gymnopedie sweet
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 12:25 am

    It’s sorta hot! In a Bob Fosse way. It’s neat yet bristly and soo dark. But chest hair? I’m trying to pry my eyes away…needs getting used to from your more downtown prepster look…uhmmm…is this because of a certain upcoming birthday? Is this the new birthday look? I think: lose the necklace keep the fancy shirt, buttoned up a tad = hott-cha-cha-cha-cha! Happy Birthday!

  • gymnopedie sweet
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 12:39 am

    separated at birth!: (Mike Sho and Show Man, Fosse)

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  • Posted June 16, 2006 at 4:14 am

    no smirnoff ice? no hoochie mama?
    no sweaty pit stains michael? (back from the cluuub)
    boom chicka boom chicka boom

  • Kaet
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 6:01 am

    Please…no. Oh dear…

    Go back to scruff, go back to that disillusioned writer look. “I was too busy writing the arc of my screenplay and drinking way too much coffee” look.

    Please, for me…

  • melinda
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 8:59 am

    you look like you’d be sticky if i touched you

  • Courtney
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 9:24 am

    I feel like if you pan down a bit, we’ll see really tight pants. Perhaps a nice black pleather look for you.

  • gymnopedie sweet
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 10:27 am

    don’t go changin’ to try to please me…don’t show us all of your chest hair…ooh-ooh-oo-woo-hoo…you’ll always have my, unspoken passion..i like just the way you are!

  • Eliot
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 10:57 am

    You are SO a young Edward James Olmos.

  • Apeface
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 11:13 am

    Dood – great pic! Now all you have to do is perfect the apeface smile… :) Luv ya – #1 fan.

  • Kaet
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 1:10 pm

    gymnopedie…I must get to know you, with your Billy Joel references and what not.

  • Posted June 16, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    We are now changing your name to “Renaldo,” to be pronounced with a rolling “r.”

  • john
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 4:56 pm

    go michael, it’s your birthday
    go michael.. it’s your birthday.

  • Posted June 16, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    With the facial hair you look studly my dear. It works!

    however, I’m sorry to say, you might want to rethink the necklace. you don’t want to be mistaken for a pimp. Follow Mathew McConaughey’s example at his premiere for Failure to Launch. bare necked collars, point south, causing a subconcious arousal point. ;oD

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  • Posted June 16, 2006 at 5:29 pm

    I’d hit that…

    (Although, the file name is saved as “Summer Look 2″ — So where’s “Summer Look 1″ ???)

  • Kaet
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    Here…

  • Kaet
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 7:06 pm

    That didn’t work.

    Left click, properties, copy the address, take out the file name, it will give you a list of all the pictures…it says Summer Look, and it’s hilarious.

  • Posted June 16, 2006 at 7:18 pm

    you should start talking with a spanish accent and your new look will be complete. very rico suave.

  • Christine
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 7:30 pm

    I like it! Alot!

  • little wiggy
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 7:45 pm

    please tell me you photoshopped the background and your bathroom wallpaper isn’t that color

  • little wiggy
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 7:50 pm

    summerlook3 is better than 2

  • Posted June 16, 2006 at 9:18 pm

    I object – my new goal in life is to never sleep with a man with a goatee – its just too pedestrian. Perhaps you should try a mustache -I think you, of all people, could pull it off.

  • sara
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 10:14 pm

    100% sexy

  • Brittney
    Posted June 16, 2006 at 10:18 pm

    Kind of look like my dad so it makes you less sexy, but still nice… I suppose.

  • Posted June 16, 2006 at 10:47 pm

    I’m definitely digging it. Mad props on the goatee.

  • Lucy
    Posted June 17, 2006 at 1:08 am

    My dad is completely envious of your full head of hair. He would literally watch Stella just to stare at your hair.

  • Jason
    Posted June 17, 2006 at 11:29 am

    impressively sleazy

  • Alex
    Posted June 17, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    Kate C… I work at Applebee’s and one of my managers does look a lot like that…

    except Sho, you’re way cooler!

  • K-Diddy
    Posted June 18, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    Anyone else think he looks like Jack from Lost(Matthew Fox)?

  • Posted June 19, 2006 at 7:29 am

    Great new look, Michael. I wouldn’t be surprised to see you sipping Asti Spumante on a veranda of some sort somewhere.

  • Posted June 19, 2006 at 7:52 pm

    I’d have to agree with litte wiggy piggy in that SummerLook3 is pretty good, dare I say, “gangsta” even…

    But it’s not as good as SummerLook(blank)…

    More chest-hair…

  • Posted June 19, 2006 at 7:52 pm

    Thanks Kaet,
    And I’d have to agree with litte wiggy piggy in that SummerLook3 is pretty good, dare I say, “gangsta” even…

    But it’s not as good as SummerLook(blank)…

    More chest-hair…

  • anna wintour
    Posted June 20, 2006 at 10:10 am

    `fraid the jokes on us, folks. This is what is commonly known as a visual pun. Had this been a real fashion emergency, two long, protracted beeps would be heard across the land followed by a loud fart.

  • Posted June 20, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    Genius.

  • b$
    Posted June 21, 2006 at 1:26 pm

    you look like an israeli trying to sell me a camera in times square.

  • Posted June 23, 2006 at 9:26 am

    O! Michael Showalteravitch, you don’t know what you do to me! Make love to me, monkey-man! (May I call you Misha? It more intimate that way…)

    My name pronounce Lootmeejah. You take me America as Russian mailorder bride, yes? (me no like husband Boris, he boring, you nice!) I love Jimmy Carter!

  • Posted June 23, 2006 at 11:02 pm

    I think you look hot. I have still not been able to get over the thing I developed for goatees back in the (painfully embarrassing) grunge days.

    And on another note, I was thinking about you doodles as I myself was doodling in a meeting the other day. My doodles have nothing on yours.

  • mitch
    Posted June 30, 2006 at 4:46 pm

    you kind of look like Screech from Saved by the Bell. haha.

  • Molly M
    Posted November 14, 2006 at 1:03 am

    My roommate came in while I was reading this and her first reaction was “He’s HOT!”

    I concur.

  • Posted December 11, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    Micheal shave that beard off, without is BETTeR

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