Comments on: Why I Hate Running

By: dan rod

dan rod — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 10:00:29 +0000

good article :-)

By: Very Nice

Very Nice — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:13:18 +0000

I have run a marathon and i can tell u that does happen if u dotn take a dump before u run. Running is the easiest sport ever if u can man up and not be a fat fucker.

By: azza

azza — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:09:28 +0000

roflmao so fuckin funny. i cant stop laughing.

By: Paulos

Paulos — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:44:51 +0000

Interesting…

By: Fotis

Fotis — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:32:11 +0000

Cool!

By: Jakob

Jakob — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:04:14 +0000

This is exactly what I expected to find out after reading the title s Blog : Why I Hate Running. Thanks for informative article

By: zuchini bread

zuchini bread — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:18:07 +0000

You fat fuck

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 29 Jun 2006 00:55:02 +0000

kaet….thats a fucked up spelling….anyways….you balance the walkin out with blowjobs and it is about equally bad for the knees…..if you ran 3 miles instead of walkin it you would have to have knee replacement by now

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By: VegetarianCarnivore

VegetarianCarnivore — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 19:03:37 +0000

Hahaha Some cool buck I’d be- running down the marathon line with dookie pants.

By: sarahfenix

sarahfenix — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 17:43:24 +0000

Ps-
Spelling’s for jerks.

By: sarahfenix

sarahfenix — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 17:42:45 +0000

Two words:

Aqua.
Aerobics.

There’s nothing better than running underwater…

By: Courtney

Courtney — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 15:33:08 +0000

Michael, seriously, elliptical machines are where it’s at. It’s like running in sand which is way better for you, it’s low-impact, and your business won’t flop about as if disconnected from your body.

By: papus

papus — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 19:32:36 +0000

thanks, i worry about the little guy. anyway, it was a pepperidge farm cookie…you know the ones with the chocolate stamped on one side? in other related news, i hear running is unnatural for humans, unless you’re a member of the Masai and need to run to send messages from tribe to tribe (since they don’t have ‘instant messenger’ ;)

By: Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 17:46:58 +0000

papus, don’t feed chocolate (or power bars) to chipmunks either because if you’ve seen failure to launch you will know what happens. i saw failure to launch last night. it was alright. had some funny parts and i had no idea the amazing bradley cooper was going to be in it. yay!

By: b$

b$ — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 16:24:45 +0000

What’s a “bowl movement”? ;)

With that being said, getcho an eliptical trainer…they rock my face.

By: Mike G

Mike G — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 14:06:28 +0000

I bet you used to run all the time, Michael, then you were watching the Dailies of the running sequence and you were like “nope. Never doing that again.”

By: Mechele

Mechele — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:38:54 +0000

yeah choco isn’t good for them.

However if you ever come across a rabbit they like poptarts especially cherry or strawberry.

By: papus

papus — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 23:50:06 +0000

does anyone know if chocolate is bad for squirrels? i just fed a squirrel some today. weiners made methink of nuts which made me think of squirrels.

By: Tequila Mockingbird

Tequila Mockingbird — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 22:40:07 +0000

Seeing you run in “The Baxter” I have to concur with you heartily about the zucchini-ness! But that’s ok, you look hot whilst speed-walking. Yes, running is bad for you! Bad on the shins, ankles, saggy boobs, weinerschnitzels and all. (even if you ran around the lava-loam track of the Reservoir…still not good for you)…but the poo thing is news to me! Weiner-the-poo!

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 16:02:20 +0000

oh michael. that was the funniest thing i’ve read in a long time. you have certainly brightened my day. and you have gave me plenty of excuses to never run again. i’d like to see what you would look like as a zucchini bread though. that’s would be interesting.

By: Kaet

Kaet — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:08:10 +0000

Stop your bitching and deal with it, Michael! Oh about the wiener thing, it’s called a “jock strap”, I’d look into it. Us girls have a thing called a “sports bra” to deal with our jumblies.

On a personal note, I walk three miles a day and stopped eating sugar, I’ve seemed to get in shape that way. Walking is just as beneficial, and not as bad for your knees.

By: Mechele

Mechele — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 04:19:04 +0000

you could always wear a thong in a pool. this way you’re weeny wiggles side to side instead of up and down!

By: Savanh

Savanh — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 03:30:21 +0000

haha. i use to spell “weird” wierd ALL the fuckin time. even i know now its not right when i spell it. bad habits are hard to break man. anyways.

michael, get a treadmill.

By: melinda

melinda — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:45:50 +0000

what’s with everyone correcting your spelling

By: kevin

kevin — Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:27:53 +0000

You mis-spelt “weird” like a million times.
Yeah, a million.