Going on a tropical vacation getaway this summer? May I suggest that when you’re ordering drinks you mispronounce your order just enough so that whomever you’re with notices it and is entertained and amused but not the waiter/ress. For example, “Hey waiter, I’d like to order a Penis Colada.” Or for you tee-totallers, “Hey waiter, I’ll have a Virgin Penis Colada.”
It’s baseball season again. Thank God. It’s hard to believe that both basketball and hockey are having their playoffs. It seems like an afterthought. I’m happy for baseball. I’ll be paying close attention. Have you ever heard the saying, “Spahn and Sain and pray for rain”? For some reason, I love this little piece of baseball lore. It’s one of those precious legends passed down from Father to Son. As the story goes, Milwaukee had two good pitchers – Warren Spahn and Johnny Sain. The other starters weren’t so good. Hence the fans rally cry, “Spahn and Sain and pray for rain.” In other words, Spahn pitches one day, Sain pitches the next, then hope it rains so that they can get rest. For an interesting statistical break down on Spahn and Sain click here: The Truth About Spahn And Sain.
David found this “Wet Hot American Summer” DVD cover from Russia.
From Aaron S.: “In regards to your inquiry as to what sort of “brick” item Tiki Barber was being compared to by Rick Ackerman, I believe the answer is “brick shithouse”. I don’t know the origin of this phrase, nor have I ever seen a brick shithouse, but I have heard it used more than a few times in context to someone being very muscular.” Thank you Aaron S.
I love this photographer. He’s from Finland. His photographs look like miniatures but they’re not. He uses wierd lenses and focus. This is called “Swimming Lessons.”
From today’s NY Post. A story about a mailman who has been hiding undelivered letters and burning them. This has been going on for three years. He did it because there was too much mail for him to deliver. He couldn’t handle the work load. They found six mail carrier satchels and 16 burlap sacks of mail in his basement. His secret was discovered because of a freak accident. A driver speeding in a BMW “spun out of control, crashed and ignited a fireball that gutted the mailman’s home…”
These are the guys from Good Charlotte.
Is the website www.manhattanministorage.com or just www.ministorage.com?!
I live in the Muslim section of Brooklyn.
There’s also an Army recruitment center right under my apartment. Here’s the new recruits doing push ups out on the street.
Did the S(honali)H(eather)A(ndrea)C(helsea) tonight at…
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