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Relative Theory Records, Norfolk, Va.

We did our Norfolk show at a record store.

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Owners grew moustaches for charity.

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Separated at Birth

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This Sunday’s Weddings & Celebrations

A sampling of Grooms. Find the connection.

1. Gregory Clifton Padgett completed his second year at Columbia Law School. He went to Harvard.
2. Dr. John Collier Kirkham went to Harvard, and graduated cum laude. He received his medical degree last week from Columbia.
3. Gregory Darren Shalette, 28, is to become an associate at Davis Polk & Wardwell. He received his law degree cum l aude from Harvard.
4. Michael Tu, University of Pennsylvania 28, is a research analyst at Xerion Capital Partners, a New York hedge fund.
5. Steven Rosenblum, 41, vp corporate advertising at JP Morgan. He went to Columbia University.
6. Michael Loftus, 26, completed fourth year of the dual degree program in medicine and business at Columbia University.
7. Charles Platt, 27, expects to receive a law degree from Harvard next month.
8. Ben Kornfeind, 30, works at Dunn Developers (affordable housing). He went to Columbia University.
9. Christian Ruff, 30, is a third year resident in internal medicine at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston. He graduated magna cum laude from Harvard.
10. Geoffrey Doyle, 34, works in NY as a vice president for strategy at a hedge fund unit of Auda Advisor Associates, an investment management firm. He graduated from Harvard.
11. Victor Kong, 30, is an orthodontist. He graduated from Columbia University.
12. Andrew Brody, 40, is an advertising manager in Acton, Mass for Curtco Media. He graduated from University of Pennsylvania.
13. Michael Ellis, 26, is an PR account manager at a consultant firm and is going to Harvard Business in the fall.
14. Mark Ladov, 33, just received a law degree from University of Pennsylvania.
15. Larry Smith, 37, founder of Smith: Everyone Has A Story, an online magazine. He went to University of Pennlyvania.
16. Kenneth Baer, 33, runs Baer Communications, a speechwriting and communications firm. He went to University of Pennsylvania.
17. Ruben Gomez, 31, got his Master’s in Public Policy at Harvard; and a law degree from University of Pennsylvania.
18. Joseph Presto is the founder of Desktop Guerillas. He went to University of Pennsylvania.

Blog Temporarily Screwed

My computer broke on route to Philly so my blogging capabilities have been greatly hampered. This much I can say…

1. North Hampton was a tremendous show. The Iron Horse was the name of the “joint.” It was a very very rainy day. They have stores in North Hampton where everything is made out of hemp.

2. Philly was a tremendous show. The Trocadero was the name of the “space.” It was a very pretty day. I lost my bag in the house and they had to make an announcement before the show. An audience member had my bag under her chair. I was so happy. Sometimes you’re happy because something really horrible, like losing your bag, doesn’t happen.

More Tour

After New Haven we went and ate lunch in North Hampton, Mass. Here’s Leo looking contemplative.
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After that we drove towards Burlington, Vermont. Here’s Zak as seen through the rear view mirror.
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Along the way we came upon an accident on the highway.
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Then we got to the venue in Burlington.
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A couple of factoids about Vermont:
1) Montpelier is the capital of Vermont.
2) In French, Montpelier means “Mount Pelier.”
3) In French, Vermont means “Ver Mount.”
4) Or “Mount Ver.”
5) Vermont is the third smallest country in the world.
We walked around in town. Here we are on the University of Vermont campus.
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We saw a house that looked like the fraternity from “Animal House.” I idolized John Belushi as a kid. I had a toga party in fifth grade. In fact, after college I overdosed on cocaine and heroin and died.
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And a store with a funny name.
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hehehe. hehehehe. Later that night the audience enjoyed the show by laughtering greatly.
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The next day Vermont was still green and hilly.
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The fellas got ahold of my camera and played a fib on me. Those guys! I’ll get them back!
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Backstage at Lupo’s in Providence. (Red walls like a beating aorta valve from a heart!)
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Leo warming up his vocals.
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After the show we hit the streets! Here we are looking like a rock band. (Maybe U2? Third Eye Blind? Cypress Hill?)
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This is a shot of Zak and Eugene from behind as they walk towards the we went to called Fez.
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Fez was really cool. It was all red lights. Perfect for experimenting with your camera with.
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Outside the bar.
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A cop rolled up.
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The hotel we all stayed in.
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Tomorrow is North Hampton, Massachussetts.

Pretty Vermont

Vermont’s pretty.

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Boerum Hill Players in “Macbeth”

This is the tour poster that Eugene, Leo & I had made for the tour.

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It says, “Macbeth: Performed in the style of Quentin & Pink Floyd.” Fresh off the success of their 3 Man Show of Whoopi Goldberg’s One Woman Show.” And then it says other things too…

Our Tour Has Begun Day One

1. Met Leo, Zak and Eugene at Alamo Rental, only Eugene over slept and we waited for him for two hours. The night before he had organized a protest against himself at Union Square and stayed out late.
2. We had to drive to Laguardia Airport to pick up some posters.
3. We hit traffic on I-95.
4. We had some good laughs in the car.
5. We performed at Toad’s in New Haven. Show went great.

Here’s Eugene impersonating a horse doing stand-up:

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I Take Back Everything Negative I Said About David Blaine

David Blaine is my favorite person in the world ever of all time throughout history. He’s my hero. I genuinely thought his stunt was faked but I watched the show and he wasn’t faking at all.

Another Story About Plagiarism (Draw Your Own Conclusions)

David Leonhardt’s article Published May 3rd in NYT: “Rule #35: Reread Rule on Integrity”

William H. Swanson’s Responses For Kaavya Viswanathan, national humiliation has been the answer. She’s the Harvard sophomore who plagiarized large sections of other books in her debut novel and has spent much of the last week as the media’s whipping girl. It’s hard to work up a lot of sympathy for her, too. She won a huge book contract thanks in part to her dishonesty, and her excuse — that she has a photographic memory — doesn’t exactly smack of repentance. Still, it is worth remembering that Ms. Viswanathan is only 19 and that a lot of us did stupid things at that age. I’m guessing she will learn her lesson.

Last week’s other plagiarist doesn’t have this excuse. He is William H. Swanson, the 57-year-old chief executive of Raytheon, the big military contractor, and a board member at Sprint Nextel. Yet his sins have gotten just a smidgeon of the attention that Ms. Viswanathan’s have. That is too bad, because in the scheme of things his character matters a lot more than hers does.

The whole situation is enough to make you wonder whether we now have lower expectations for chief executives than we do for teenagers. FOR years, Mr. Swanson has been peddling a list of common-sense maxims called “Swanson’s Unwritten Rules of Management,” which became something of a cult hit in corporate America. Raytheon published them as a small book and has given away 300,000 copies.

Warren E. Buffett liked it so much, according to Business 2.0 magazine, that he ordered dozens for friends and colleagues.

Mr. Swanson was happy to accept credit, often in an aw-shucks way that fit with his homespun ideas. If you follow the rules, he wrote at the end of the book, “maybe you too can become a leader of a company and maybe it won’t take you as long as it took me to get there.”

Last month, however, an engineer in San Diego named Carl Durrenberger read the rules and realized they were neither unwritten nor Mr. Swanson’s. In 1944, another engineer, W. J. King, published, “The Unwritten Laws of Engineering,” which contain 17 of Mr. Swanson’s 33 rules, often down to the very word.

“Promises, schedules, and estimates are necessary and important instruments in a well-ordered business,” Mr. King wrote. “Promises, schedules and estimates are important instruments in a well-run business,” Mr. Swanson wrote.

So on April 20, Mr. Durrenberger posted an item on his blog titled, “Bill Swanson of Raytheon is a Plagiarist!”

On the list of corporate sins, plagiarism obviously ranks pretty low. But it does offer a good window on a person’s integrity, which happens to be one of Raytheon’s four “core values.” And if there were any doubt that Mr. Swanson was doing something deeply unprincipled, his response erased it.

The day after the blog posting, Raytheon was fielding questions from the news media about “Swanson’s Unwritten Rules,” and Mr. Durrenberger noticed that Raytheon employees were visiting the blog. But the company’s Web site continued to list the rules and promote the book.

It wasn’t until news articles appeared that Mr. Swanson released a statement. In it, he pointed out that the book was free and that its introduction noted that he had learned many of the lessons from others. He said he regretted that “any reference to Professor King’s work was not properly credited.”

Indeed, at the end of his statement, Mr. Swanson seemed to laugh off the whole thing. “This experience has taught me a valuable lesson,” he concluded. “New rule #34: ‘Regarding the truisms of human behavior, there are no original rules.’ ”

Like Ms. Viswanathan — in fact, like a lot of teenagers trying to worm their way out of a rough spot — Mr. Swanson came up with an unsatisfying explanation that avoided the real issue. Unlike Ms. Viswanathan, he never used the word “sorry” or “apologize.”

I pointed this out to Raytheon’s top spokeswoman this week, and last night she called me to read a new statement from Mr. Swanson. This time, he did apologize — twice — and he blamed a staff member for the problem.

In 2001, Mr. Swanson gave the staff member a file of material to help prepare a presentation, and the file included Mr. King’s book, according to the statement. Mr. Swanson didn’t realize that so much of the finished product came from the book, rather than his own notes.

This may well be true, but it certainly isn’t consistent with Mr. Swanson’s previous boasts about how he came up with the rules. In the book, he wrote that they had come from advice from others and his own thoughts. In any event, he has failed his own integrity test. ” ‘Integrity,’ to me,” he writes, “is having the fortitude to do what is right when no one is watching.”

The most disappointing part of the episode is that Raytheon’s board has evidently decided that loyalty trumps principle — as people all too often do during an ethics scandal — and is giving Mr. Swanson a pass.

“We’re not happy with it, and Mr. Swanson knows that,” Warren B. Rudman, the former senator who is the company’s lead director, told me this week. But Mr. Rudman said Mr. Swanson had persuaded him that the copying was unintentional.

It makes perfect sense that Ms. Viswanathan has gotten more attention, in this newspaper and elsewhere. She was a hot young novelist whose downfall offers a chance to expound upon everything from the book business to the college-application frenzy, with a dash of Harvard schadenfreude thrown in. Mr. Swanson is an accomplished executive who did not need a book to make him rich or semifamous.

But his story is still the more important one. He runs an 80,000-employee company that holds the lives of American soldiers in its hands. His actions affect the reputation of Raytheon’s employees and chief executives generally. He is, in short, supposed to be a leader, and to quote a well-known management expert, “When things go wrong, true leaders take responsibility and rectify a mistake with speed and passion.”

Actually, Mr. Swanson said that a few months ago. It didn’t make the book, but he claims it’s one of the rules he lives by. Do you believe him?