“If You Like Penis Colada…”

Going on a tropical vacation getaway this summer? May I suggest that when you’re ordering drinks you mispronounce your order just enough so that whomever you’re with notices it and is entertained and amused but not the waiter/ress. For example, “Hey waiter, I’d like to order a Penis Colada.” Or for you tee-totallers, “Hey waiter, I’ll have a Virgin Penis Colada.”

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Just a suggestion.


  1. With a side of Penis M&M’s.

  2. Mmm tres delicieux!

  3. Can one really have a virgin penis colada, though?

  4. My cousin used to entertain us by singing the lesser-known Rupert Holmes song, “If you like penis colossus…”

  5. That Is Classic!

  6. Or when you order your pad thai ask for extra penis-sauce…

    No, nevermind.

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