“If You Like Penis Colada…”

Going on a tropical vacation getaway this summer? May I suggest that when you’re ordering drinks you mispronounce your order just enough so that whomever you’re with notices it and is entertained and amused but not the waiter/ress. For example, “Hey waiter, I’d like to order a Penis Colada.” Or for you tee-totallers, “Hey waiter, I’ll have a Virgin Penis Colada.”

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Just a suggestion.


  • T.
    Posted May 8, 2006 at 3:49 pm

    With a side of Penis M&M’s.

  • Posted May 8, 2006 at 6:50 pm

    Mmm tres delicieux!

  • K
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    Can one really have a virgin penis colada, though?

  • Fleisch
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 1:56 pm

    My cousin used to entertain us by singing the lesser-known Rupert Holmes song, “If you like penis colossus…”

  • Posted May 10, 2006 at 7:22 pm

    That Is Classic!

  • Posted May 11, 2006 at 9:16 pm

    Or when you order your pad thai ask for extra penis-sauce…

    No, nevermind.

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