Going on a tropical vacation getaway this summer? May I suggest that when you’re ordering drinks you mispronounce your order just enough so that whomever you’re with notices it and is entertained and amused but not the waiter/ress. For example, “Hey waiter, I’d like to order a Penis Colada.” Or for you tee-totallers, “Hey waiter, I’ll have a Virgin Penis Colada.”
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With a side of Penis M&M’s.
Yummers.
Mmm tres delicieux!
Can one really have a virgin penis colada, though?
My cousin used to entertain us by singing the lesser-known Rupert Holmes song, “If you like penis colossus…”
That Is Classic!
Or when you order your pad thai ask for extra penis-sauce…
No, nevermind.