I Take Back Everything Negative I Said About David Blaine

David Blaine is my favorite person in the world ever of all time throughout history. He’s my hero. I genuinely thought his stunt was faked but I watched the show and he wasn’t faking at all.

4 Comments

  • Posted May 9, 2006 at 12:15 am

    Yeah – he’s cool!

  • K
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 5:48 pm

    I think he’s a dick. I want to see bunnies come out of hats, not assholes floating in salt water tanks.

  • Posted May 10, 2006 at 3:08 am

    I just thought it awfully sad he didn’t quite make it. I mean geez, break sevral world records. (I mean, most time suspended in a tank filled with water in front of an audience, most weight in chains worn while floating in a tank of water in front of a live audience, most chains broken through while holding your breath after not eating, drinking, or presumably pooping (I hope. ewww) for about a week) but no one is gonna remember you as “The guy who ALMOST did what hewas supposed to do.” He could have, but he didn’t make it. I mean, gosh. It’s not like he can just gear up and just try again at the next show. That just, really sucks nuts. You know? Well I know.

    Hey Micheal, when are you gonna learn some kick-ass black magic tricks? huh? Huh!?

  • b$
    Posted May 10, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    C’mon, didn’t you get just a little bit excited when he failed? I know I did! I jumped up off the couch and danced around singing ‘Blaine is a failure’! Okay, I could have been a bit more mature about it, but in all honesty, I am really sick of all the hoopla that surrounds this dude who does really f-ed up shit to his body. Who cheers on liver failure? And that nastyass rash on his hands and feet? No, thank you. I just read that he is going to attempt it again, and just like the sucker I am, I will be sucked back into watching it, hexing him all the way :)

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